Fire In My Blood

Fire In My Blood, by Edward Hunt

No month stated, 1974  Manor Books

A few things first off about this obscure Manor PBO: the cover photo has nothing to do with the book, and my suspicion is that “Edward Hunt” was trying to get the book published by a more mainstream imprint and ended up selling it to Manor when there were no other takers. Also no idea who Hunt was/is; from my short research I discovered that an author of the same name published a paperback original through MacFadden-Bartell in 1971, titled Fortune Road.  There were a few parts where I wondered if it was a pseudonym of William Hegner, given the haughty bitchiness of the narrator, but overall Fire In My Blood does not demonstrate Hegner’s usual knack for snappy rapport or memorable situations. That said, there’s a part where the narrator’s father rapes her…and she enjoys it. 

That’s another thing: while credited to “Edward Hunt,” Fire In My Blood is narrated by a woman. Indeed, the conceit is that this book contains the unedited tapes of this woman’s life story, dictacted for an autobiography she’s been offered a tidy sum to write. This is because the woman, Marquesa Helen Giliberti, is the “queen of the jet-set,” daughter of a famous songwriter, wife of a famous entrepreneur, and later the wife of a famous Italian marquis. And also, she’s slept with about a zillion people. 

In former common parlance, our narrator Helen would be referred to as a slut. Today she’d probably be called an empowered woman. In the short, 193 pages of the book, Helen recounts how she has slept with practically everyone since losing her virginity at 14, sometime in the very early 1950s (I think; the author isn’t very forthcoming with dates). In an “Author’s Foreword,” which is actually by Helen and not the actual author, our narrator informs us that she’s been contracted to write about her torid life, and has insisted that she alone tell the tale, even though she has no writing background. She tells us that she’s about to speak of her life into audio tape, and the ensuing novel is supposed to be the ensuing recording. 

Edward Hunt, whoever he or she was, does properly convey the vibe of someone telling us this tale. There’s not much in the way of scene-setting or fancy wordplay. Also, curiously, there is hardly any sex. Yes, friends, this is another of those puzzling conundrums I encounter all too often in the world of sleazy ‘70s paperbacks: the “sexy novel” that doesn’t have any actual sex in it. Time and again “Helen” (which is to say Edward Hunt) ellipses the many and sundry sex scenes, usually telling us something as simple as, “it was a shattering experience” when reffering to the wholly off-page conjugations. And, given that the narrator is a woman, there’s none of the exploitation one would expect of the trash genre; I mean, it’s not like Helen keeps exploiting herself. (“My breasts were full, fresh melons, ripe for the plucking,” etc…hell maybe I should take a shot at writing the book.) 

Well anyway, this is also one of those novels where I wonder what the point of it even was. Helen is the darling of the jet-set and screws her way through a host of notables, but there’s no grand scheme to the narrative and no roman a clef moments that would fool the gullible ‘70s reader into assuming Fire In My Blood is the true story of some anonymous, real-world jet-setter. It’s a bland novel, is what I’m saying, and it’s more soap opera than trash. 

Humorously, the novel proper – after the facile “Author’s Foreword,” that is – opens with Helen complaining about 18th Century novels that would go into needless detail about the ancestors of the protagonists, or whatever, ie telling rather than showing…and then telling rather than showing is exactly what Edward Hunt proceeds to do over the course of the novel. Fire In My Blood gave me bad flashbacks to another bust of a “trashy novel,” Belladonna, which was similiarly sunk by an overbearing “this happened, then that happened” narrative that sucked all the life from the story. 

So basically, “Helen” tells us how she entered life as the daughter of a famous songwriter, a “virile” songwriter at that, known for his lusty conquests and whatnot. Plus there’s an older brother from a previous marriage of her father’s, Robert. Helen is sent off to live in a convent or whatever until she’s a preteen; her mother is dead, and she meets her father for the first time when she’s fourteen. She stays with him for a summer at Martha’s Vineyard, where Robert does her a huge “favor” by bringing her into the world of sex – not himself, but through a friend of his, a notorious “cocksman” who manages to take Helen’s virginity without much fuss. 

From here Helen goes full-on slut, sleeping with everyone (off-page, I should clarify). She bangs practically every boy in the vicinity; she tells us sometimes she takes on more than one at a time. Again, all this is told to us; none of these characters have a chance to breathe. One night Helen’s father catches her coming home late from her latest tussle, where she handled some guy on the beach. (Now that I think of it, perhaps this is the inspiration for the cover photo, after all.) Her father accuses Helen of whoredom (“Your teats are sagging,” being one memorable line in his savage appraisal of her post-sex physical state) and then…why then, he too has sex with her! 

After this, Helen’s father shuffles off in shame, and she tells us she never sees him again. Having gotten the ultimate taboo off his checklist, Edward Hunt quickly moves along, shutning Helen’s family to the narrative side; Helen summarily tells us in a few pages of her father’s death, years later, as well as her half-brother Robert’s death. Meanwhile Helen has latched onto the Kennedy-esque Bennet clan. 

Helen’s already told us she was in love with her father, claiming it was this unspeakable love that was the reason behind her whoring – doing anything possible for her father’s attention – but the author does little to explore this. Instead Helen becomes involved with a man her father’s age, family scion Jason Bennet, a widower who has spent decades ensuring his three sons have moved into politics and into law. 

Here too it’s very soapy; Helen comes into the fray because she first is with Ted Kennedy-esque Frank Bennet, even becoming pregnant by him. When she tells the elder Bennet that she’s with child, Jason tells Helen she is no longer to see his son…and then Jason asks Helen to dinner! We get more “tell don’t show” when Helen informs us that Jason Bennet, 51, is like an “old lion…insatiable” in bed. Oh and then Frank Bennet comes home unannounced one night and beats Helen in his rage, causing her to abort, but Helen never tells Jason Bennet about it. And Frank never finds out that Helen was pregnant with his child. 

Jason Bennet buys the farm shortly after, and though Helen is left the entirety of his estate, the three sons bully her out of it, leaving her with “only” a million. Off Helen goes to Swinging London – it’s apparently the mid-‘60s now, though Edward Hunt never specifies dates – and the whoring begins anew. “Before the night was over I would be under them, they would be inside me,” Helen tells us of the sundry men she sleeps her way through, making a name for herself as a world-class lay on the jet-set circuit. 

Here Helen makes her first friend, a wealthy widower named Sonia, but the character doesn’t contribute much to the story…other than to introduce Helen to The Steamrollers, a roman a clef Rolling Stones. “The Pop group,” Sonia clarifies, and Helen ultimately screws all five of them in one all-night orgy: “It was more like a wrestling match than a coupling.” Again, juicy details are threadbare in Fire In My Blood, a “Big Sexy novel” without any sex. 

The Steamrollers factor so meagerly in the tale that the book doesn’t even rate as a rock novel. Rather, Helen becomes involved with another guy, a wealthy British entreprenneur named Sir John Radlett; she meets him at an auction. This sequence is tiresome at best; Radlett has little interest in sex, and though Helen tries to be a good wife she can’t help but be attracted to the servants and whatnot. Given that Helen has screwed around a bujillion guys at this point, the reader won’t be too shocked at how this one plays out. 

The novel limps to a close with Helen in Italy, where apropos of nothing the famous Marquis Giliberti, an old Italian man of wealth, asks Helen to be his wife. But he’s another husband with little interest in her (Helen soon discovers the Marquis is more interested in little boys), and by novel’s end Helen is alone again. 

This is, of course, right where we met her, and Fire In My Blood ends with Helen proud of herself for accomplishing her task of telling her tale to the audio tapes…and informs us that this won’t be it for her: “In twenty years I expect to be writing a sequel.” 

As we all know, Fire In My Blood II: The Quickening was a worldwide success upon publication in 1994…okay seriously, it goes without saying that this obscure novel died an obscure death, and nothing was ever heard of Marquesa Helen Giliberti or Edward Hunt (whoever he or she was) again.